Excuses
Excuses, Excuses
A pastor in Ireland got tired of listening to the same old excuses from people who do not attend Church, so he wrote the following item titled “Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash” for his church bulletin.
I was made to wash as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites. They reckon they are cleaner than other people.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.
I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.
I still wash on special occasions, like Easter and Christmas.
None of my friends wash.
I’m still young. When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier I might start washing.
I really don’t have time.
The bathroom is never warm enough.
People who make soap are only after your money.
Monday, January 9, 2006
Sunday, January 8, 2006
Doctors Give Sharon Another Brain Scan
Update 24: Doctors Give Sharon Another Brain Scan - Forbes.com
Pure Speculation:
“One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast.” Revelation 13:3 (NIV)
It would take us by surprise if the anti-christ were a jew, especially a hero who wants peace….
Brokeback Mountain
“Independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies-they’re always about gay cowboys eating pudding.” - Eric Cartman, South Park
Just too funny to ignore.
Wednesday, January 4, 2006
Act justly, love mercy, walk humbly
Micah 6:8
Act justly, love mercy, walk humbly with your God.
Can God make it any more simple for us humans? We complicate life soooo much!! And all along He desires us to walk with Him in humility, love mercy and act justly.
“Cause you can run with the big dogs
You can fly with the eagles
You can jump through all the hoops
And climb the ladder to the top
But when it all comes down
You know it all comes down, down, down, down, down
To the walk”
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