Excuses

Excuses
Excuses, Excuses
A pastor in Ireland got tired of listening to the same old excuses from people who do not attend Church, so he wrote the following item titled “Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash” for his church bulletin.
I was made to wash as a child.
People who wash are hypocrites. They reckon they are cleaner than other people.
There are so many different kinds of soap, I could never decide which one was right.
I used to wash, but it got boring so I stopped.
I still wash on special occasions, like Easter and Christmas.
None of my friends wash.
I’m still young. When I’m older and have got a bit dirtier I might start washing.
I really don’t have time.
The bathroom is never warm enough.
People who make soap are only after your money.